CONSERVE GRAVITY
Follow these simple suggestions:
(1) Walk with a light step. Carry helium balloons if possible.
(2) Use tape, magnets, or glue instead of paperweights.
(3) Give up skiing and skydiving for more horizontal sports like curling.
(4) Avoid showers .. take baths instead.
(5) Don't hang all your clothes in the closet ... Keep them in one big pile.
(6) Stop flipping pancakes
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
News About Oxygen
Oxygen is a very toxic gas and an extreme fire hazard. It is fatal in concentrations of as little as 0.000001 p.p.m. Humans exposed to the oxygen concentrations die within a few minutes. Symptoms resemble very much those of cyanide poisoning (blue face, etc.). In higher concentrations, e.g. 20%, the toxic effect is somewhat delayed and it takes about 2.5 billion inhalations before death takes place. The reason for the delay is the difference in the mechanism of the toxic effect of oxygen in 20% concentration. It apparently contributes to a complex process called aging, of which very little is known, except that it is always fatal.
However, the main disadvantage of the 20% oxygen concentration is in the
fact it is habit forming. The first inhalation (occurring at birth) is sufficient to make oxygen addiction permanent. After that, any considerable decrease in the daily oxygen doses results in death with symptoms resembling those of cyanide poisoning.
Oxygen is an extreme fire hazard. All of the fires that were reported in the continental U.S. for the period of the past 25 years were found to be due to the presence of this gas in the atmosphere surrounding the buildings in question.
Oxygen is especially dangerous because it is odorless, colorless and
tasteless, so that its presence can not be readily detected until it is
too late.
-- Chemical & Engineering News February 6, 1956
However, the main disadvantage of the 20% oxygen concentration is in the
fact it is habit forming. The first inhalation (occurring at birth) is sufficient to make oxygen addiction permanent. After that, any considerable decrease in the daily oxygen doses results in death with symptoms resembling those of cyanide poisoning.
Oxygen is an extreme fire hazard. All of the fires that were reported in the continental U.S. for the period of the past 25 years were found to be due to the presence of this gas in the atmosphere surrounding the buildings in question.
Oxygen is especially dangerous because it is odorless, colorless and
tasteless, so that its presence can not be readily detected until it is
too late.
-- Chemical & Engineering News February 6, 1956
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Jokes
Some Funny Stuff Jokes:
HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025:
1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.
3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar
4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attends Aishwarya's 3rd marriage.
5. Mein to aabhi jawan hu - Dev Anand's new film, staring himself in the lead role.
6. Petrol Rs.999/lt.
7. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day.
8. Coach Ganguly resigns, as India went out of world cup in 1st round after losing to Korea .
9. Riots in the Parliament as the newly elected MP MALLIKA SHERAWAT enters the assembly.
1.What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip
2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards .
3. What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
6. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
7. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
8. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
9. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder
Q : What will u call a person who is leaving India??
A : Hindustan Leaver.
Q : What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??
A : Hindustan Leaver Limited.
Q : Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A : Because it was an entrance exam.
HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025:
1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.
3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar
4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attends Aishwarya's 3rd marriage.
5. Mein to aabhi jawan hu - Dev Anand's new film, staring himself in the lead role.
6. Petrol Rs.999/lt.
7. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day.
8. Coach Ganguly resigns, as India went out of world cup in 1st round after losing to Korea .
9. Riots in the Parliament as the newly elected MP MALLIKA SHERAWAT enters the assembly.
1.What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip
2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards .
3. What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
6. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
7. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
8. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
9. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder
Q : What will u call a person who is leaving India??
A : Hindustan Leaver.
Q : What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??
A : Hindustan Leaver Limited.
Q : Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A : Because it was an entrance exam.
Quotes Quotable Quotes....
Here are Some Quotable Quotes
Nobody goes to that restaurant; it's too crowded.
Don't go near the water 'til you have learned how to swim.
The man who wrote such a stupid sentence can not write at all.
If you get this message, call me, and if you don't get it, don't call.
Scientific Quotes:
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# Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?
# If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?
# Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question:
Will the next word you say be 'no'?
# What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?
# I conclude with this challenge:
Let the God Almighty create a stone, which he can not pick up!
Nobody goes to that restaurant; it's too crowded.
Don't go near the water 'til you have learned how to swim.
The man who wrote such a stupid sentence can not write at all.
If you get this message, call me, and if you don't get it, don't call.
Scientific Quotes:
ADVERTISEMENT: Are you an an alphabet? Write a letter and we will send you free of charge instructions how to undo it.
# Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?
# If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?
# Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question:
Will the next word you say be 'no'?
# What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?
# I conclude with this challenge:
Let the God Almighty create a stone, which he can not pick up!
Friday, February 8, 2008
My First Post.......
It all started when I was watching one of my friend's Blog.To share our experiences with others is like telling to friend what happened at the day end...Where to start now...I would like to give a small Intro about me......I am a simple person..finishing my Engineering studies...I am interested in Science && Technology...Apart from Acads..I like to watch Movies....Play Computer Games...I do read books like Novels,Short Stories...I like reading Books on Meta Physics and Occult Sciences.I like Einstein very much.My big buzz is to become a Scientist...
...Ok..I think this is enough of me....I will start Posting Interesting things ....
...Ok..I think this is enough of me....I will start Posting Interesting things ....
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