Jokes

Some Funny Stuff Jokes:

HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025:

1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.
3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar
4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attends Aishwarya's 3rd marriage.
5. Mein to aabhi jawan hu - Dev Anand's new film, staring himself in the lead role.
6. Petrol Rs.999/lt.
7. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day.
8. Coach Ganguly resigns, as India went out of world cup in 1st round after losing to Korea .
9. Riots in the Parliament as the newly elected MP MALLIKA SHERAWAT enters the assembly.


1.What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip

2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards .

3. What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

6. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

7. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

8. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

9. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder

Q : What will u call a person who is leaving India??
A : Hindustan Leaver.
Q : What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??
A : Hindustan Leaver Limited.

Q : Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A : Because it was an entrance exam.