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Here are Some Quotable Quotes

Nobody goes to that restaurant; it's too crowded.

Don't go near the water 'til you have learned how to swim.

The man who wrote such a stupid sentence can not write at all.

If you get this message, call me, and if you don't get it, don't call.

Scientific Quotes:

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# Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?

# If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?

# Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question:
Will the next word you say be 'no'?

# What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?

# I conclude with this challenge:
Let the God Almighty create a stone, which he can not pick up!